
A Date with a Lady...
by Steve Shipp
Fishermen by and large are great thinkers and I hope
this tale will cause just that reaction. It is dedicated to all the
old characters of the river banks we all meet up and down the country
and to the “Old Jack’s” of the world… read on
you’ll see what I mean.
My eyes alighted on this day in the early, still, warm
light of dawn. The fuzziness of sleep quickly overcome by the excitement
of a full days fishing and the menial tasks of packing the car and making
the flask and butties – all done at a sort of rush that all fishermen
will recognise. Get there 5 minutes earlier, catch one more fish!
As ever today was a toss up – the running snags
and variety of the river or the calmer, tried and tested still-waters
of the pond – as usual the latter won. The drive, as ever almost
on auto-pilot, nothing much on the road until the locked gate stood
between me and the water. However, to my disappointment, the sign that
greeted me said “due to low water this fishery is temporarily
closed – no fishing”. My heart sank and being so far now
away from my other haunts, decisions needed to be made and no more time
lost. OK – to the river.
Driving down a lane,
which would not normally be on the A route I happened to see a sign
– “quality
fishing, day tickets available - £2”. It’s amazing
how quickly the mind balances the angles – don’t know the
water, might be good, £2 cheap or good value? Do I go to my tried
and trusted waters? Whilst playing safe is my usual strategy, that day
I found myself traversing a long drive to who knows where - to find
the outline of a very tidy network of three ponds. The owner, I presume
a farmer, was busying himself with his tractor and with a cursory nod
(obviously not a fishing fanatic) relieved me of my £2, wished
me luck and sent me on my way.
That suits me fine I thought, no interference and seemingly
not many people around. By now the sun had ascended the lower heavens
and it really promised to be one of those gorgeous warm, still, early
Summer days. Fantastic.
The main pond was beautifully set, full of natural inlets,
shallow banks and a riot of trees, bushes and reed beds. One peg in
particular caught my eye, in a quiet corner by a beautiful overhanging
willow with a reed bed across the bank for contrast – this would
be the place for me.
Without boring the reader with the mundane, I was very
soon fishing. The water, clear and surprisingly deeper than I had first
imagined resembled a millpond, not a murmur. The only ripples created
by the odd duck fussing around the reed bed and a fish or two rising
for air. In the conditions I was absolutely assured of a bumper haul
and even if not, this was a place to think, to enjoy, in short an oasis
from the day to day grind of Corporate Banking.
Two or three hours in and the catching was slow –
odd small fish, a few lazy bites but no real sport despite the gorgeous
day and the fantastic opportunity to enjoy the wildlife. I needed some
inspiration.
As so often happens I was suddenly aware of movement
over my shoulder – nothing drastic, almost a gentle shuffling.
I looked round and saw the epitome of the old fishing salt, a craggy
old face, the greens and browns of fishing attire and the sort of knowing,
wise look that one comes to expect from the old timers. “Aye up”
I said without much looking round, pretending that my fairly lifeless
float was about to get dragged under. “Aye up theesen” came
the reply “doing owt?”. “A bit, mainly small stuff,
bit quiet, are you fishing?”
“Not today lad, I’ve come to look for me
old cap and me pipe, can’t seem to find them anywhere –
can I sit with you for a bit?”
“Sure grab a seat”.
And he sat down. Obviously I then started to concentrate
and try to be as expert as I could – you always do when someone
watches and every bite that I missed was painful, although I did wonder
whether he saw because he never said.
In fact he was certainly not the talkative type, he
reminded me of one of the old sea salts, the master mariners who would
survey the water with that knowing, almost comfortable look. Sitting
Buddha like surveying an empire. At one stage a robin, that had playfully
been trying to steal the odd maggot landed on his shoulder and sat there
royally unmoved – something I had never seen, and indeed have
never seen since. Harmony.
After a while he leaned closer and in a voice that would
have graced a spy he whispered “no-one will ever believe it, but
there is a lady in this pond, the most beautiful creature and only I
have seen her”.
What could I possibly make of that? “What do you
mean?”
“Many years ago a heron allowed a fish to escape
her grasp and it dropped in here, it was a grayling, the Lady of the
Stream, the most gorgeous fish you could ever see. I caught her once
and she has never been seen since, but she’s here. Not her water
really but then again not her choice to be here – but she is I
assure you. She’s also a lucky fish and when I caught her my net
bulged from the other fish I caught, set a record I did, most people
think there’s nowt much in here”.
With that he stepped down to the edge and gently placed
his hand in the water. “She’s here you know”. With
that he got up and walked away down the bank.
Bit of an eccentric I thought but I liked the company
and I have always been a sucker for a story. After a few minutes he
came back.
“Here, put this on thy hook and cast it out over
there”. It was a red caterpillar.
“Is this a proper bait” I asked –
“I’ve never heard of caterpillar and certainly never seen
a red one”.
“You won’t find many youth, you need to
know where to look”.
Well in for a penny, the caterpillar went on the hook
and then into the water.
“Now be patient son”.
What an understatement, despite my natural desire to
be re-casting and checking, the bait stayed out there for nigh on 30
minutes and I reasoned the poor thing must have drowned. Then a gentle
knock on the float, was that a bite? Then another, yes must have been.
“Hang on lad and just wait your time, she’s
here”.
So I waited and then the float dived.
“Hit it son”. There was never any doubt
in my mind that it was on – and for those of you who have caught
Grayling, you will know the fight, the nerves of thinking it might get
off, the sheer joy of getting the first sighting on the surface and
the over-riding feeling when the fish is on the bank.
“Well done lad, well done”.
The old man then did a very strange thing. Apart from
holding the catch as lovingly as one would a child, he placed a small
kiss on its back and said: “I never thought I’d ever see
thee again lass”, and then he placed it in the second keep net,
on its own, as one would handle the tiniest of little birds.
“Lad it’s time I went, good luck to you.
If I could tell you one thing, whilst this is sport, treat all the fish
you catch with loving care, they sense that you know, and you will always
have a place of great fulfilment in your heart”
I turned to wish him goodbye and in that instant his
eyes conveyed that mixture of contentment, experience, sadness, loneliness
and in some ways sheer desolation that one only senses in the old. The
best way I can describe it is like a light that has been flicked on
and off in the briefest of seconds – and then he was gone.
True to his word, the luck was with me. Bites came in
abundance, and there was a continuous stream of fish hitting the net
throughout the rest of the day, indeed the best haul I have ever had.
As evening came and inevitably early thoughts turned to home, one of
the bivvy boys from the adjoining lake came into view. Obviously out
for a stretch and a smoke and probably in search of come company.
“Hi mate, any good?”.
“Absolutely fantastic. First time I’ve been
here, caught loads and am definitely coming back”.
“Really? No-one ever seems to catch a great deal
here, I thought it was cursed, can I have a look?”
So I showed him net 1. That beautiful moment where the
catch is revealed and you savour each fish, trying to recall in what
order they were caught, each meaning the absolute world when on the
hook, then onto the next one.
He was highly impressed. “Don’t see much
of that mate”.
“It gets better” I said and I showed him
Net 2 which contained one solitary fish, the Lady of the Stream. “Beauty
isn’t it?”.
“Well I’ll be damned, it really does exist
he shouted. Old Jack always said it was here but no-one ever believed
him, no-one has ever seen it and no-one has ever caught it. How the
hell did you do that? What a fantastic fish”.
I then related to him the way the day had panned out,
the local knowledge I had received and obviously the luck of catching
the fish and the bulging net thereafter.
“By God, Old Jack would have absolutely loved
that, after all these years of humouring him, of accusing him of the
biggest fish story ever, he bloody knew he was right”.
“What happened to Old Jack?” I asked.
“Sad thing that, died about a month ago. Down
here fishing, as he did almost every day of his life, happen trying
to catch that there Grayling again. No-one really knows what happened
but they found him in the water and by then it was too late. Nearly
everyone in the village and everyone who ever knew him went to pay their
respects, church couldn’t cope. He was from a different time mate
and he was one of the good ones.” With that he stretched, got
up and started to make his way back to his mark.
After a moment I called after him – “did
he ever wear an old cap and smoke a pipe?”
“As a matter of fact he did, always, they were
the only things that were never found”... and his words trailed
off into the distance.
At that moment the only breeze of the day chilled the
back of my neck and a small ripple danced across the pond. The warm
glow of the sun had ebbed away replaced by a beautiful grey/silver hue
and I knew it was time to go.
As I drove away I wondered just what had happened that
day. Most of all I wondered when Jack would come again and who would
meet him. In some ways it brings me peace and yet I ache for his loss.
And whenever I see the Lady of the Stream, I think of that day and I
feel the magic.
Do you feel it too?
Steve Shipp
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