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Metric dilemma sorted


The news that Englishmen are to be spared the dreaded ban on weighing things in metric units instead of pounds and ounces is something that I welcome, but there never was much chance of our anglers changing over to foreign measurements because they are useless for the purpose of weighing fish.
Besides when I retired from working over 22 years ago I vowed never to let anyone tell me what to do and what not to do ever again, especially people from a country that once tried to kill me by dropping bombs on me.
You see for all of my long life anglers have adhered to a system whereby a fish was considered a good specimen to be sought out keenly by those of us who like to try for good sized fish.
A roach for instance has always been considered a true specimen to be admired when it reached a weight of two pounds.
How then could we evaluate the worth of a roach that weighed 452 grams?
If I have got it right an ounce in imperial measures is fractionaly over 28 grams.
And a pike is considered a specimen to be sought after when it has reached the weight of 20lbs. Would we feel equally justified in claiming to have landed a pike weighing 9,040 grams in metric measures? It would be meaningless.
I can put up with carbon fibre fishing rods and poles being sold in measurements in centimetres and metres because they are mainly made in countries that do measure that way, but I always do a calculation in my head when trying a rod to convert it into feet and inches.
I fail to understand just why things that we invented in England like carbon fibre and televisions etc are now almost exclusively manufactured abroad.
At least I can now legally weigh my fish in proper English weights: not that I would ever have done otherwise anyway.
Attempts to get people in America to adopt metric measures did not even get considered by anglers in America who, like us, weigh their fish in pounds not kilos.

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